We're two guys, Luke and Sandy, and we're taking a trip.

Saturday, Sept. 1, 2001
9 8 7 a.m.: Leave Chicago
8 p.m.: Arrive somewhere a few hours west of Baltimore in Silver Spring, Md.

Sunday, Sept. 2, 2001
11 a.m.: Drive to Baltimore
1:35 p.m.: Seattle Mariners vs. Baltimore Orioles
After game: Drive to Philadelphia

Monday, Sept. 3, 2001
1:05 p.m.: N.Y. Mets vs. Philadelphia Phillies
After game: Drive to Boston

Tuesday, Sept. 4, 2001
7:05 p.m.: Cleveland Indians vs. Boston Red Sox

Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2001
7:05 p.m.: Cleveland Indians vs. Boston Red Sox

Thursday, Sept. 6, 2001
10 a.m.: Drive to Newark, N.J.
1 p.m.: Arrive Newark
Afternoon: Leave for New York City

Friday, Sept. 7, 2001
Morning and afternoon: Hit the town, Broadway-style
7:05 p.m.: Boston Red Sox vs. New York Yankees

Saturday, Sept. 8, 2001
9 a.m.: Leave New York City
5 p.m.: Arrive Cleveland
7:05 p.m.: Chicago White Sox vs. Cleveland Indians
After game: Drive an hour or two west

Sunday, Sept. 9, 2001
Morning: Drive to Chicago
1:20 p.m.: Atlanta Braves vs. Chicago Cubs
After game: Sandy goes home; collapses. Luke goes to work goes home; collapses.